Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden – Gangsta Rap Rundown by God

classical painting of God as a gangsta rapper

Yo, it’s your boy, God, up in the heaven’s throne
Come to give you the real deal on Adam and Eve, my own
Story of the first man and woman, in the Garden of Eden
Listen up, because I’m about to drop some wisdom, let’s begin

In the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth
And from the dust, I formed man, giving him worth
I placed him in the Garden of Eden, a paradise to endorse
But warned him not to eat from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, of course

Adam was lonely, he needed someone by his side
So I made a woman, and named her Eve, a beautiful bride
I placed her in the garden, where they both strayed free
But a serpent tricked Eve, and she ate from the forbidden tree

Yes, the duo were tricked by a serpent, and they ate
From the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, a big mistake
They saw the difference between right and wrong, and were kicked out
Of the garden, and had to work hard and sweat, no doubt

Adam and Eve had children, Cain and Abel
Cain became jealous of Abel, and killed him, it was fatal
I punished Cain, and he was marked, forever to roam
Never to find any sort of peace or a home

Adam and Eve had more children, and the world began to populate
But folk turned away from me, and sin began to dominate
I sent a flood to cleanse the earth, and start anew
But peeps continued to sin, and I had to punish and pursue

I chose Abraham to be my servant, and I made a covenant so prim
To be the father of many nations, and I would bless him
I promised to protect his descendants, and give them a land
But they had to trust in me, and follow my command

Abraham’s descendants became slaves in Egypt, and I heard their cries
I sent Moses to lead them out, and I opened the Red Sea with my eyes
I gave them the Ten Commandments, to guide them in the right way
But they continued to sin, and turn away from me, it’s a dismay

The Book of Genesis lays the foundation for the rest of the Bible
It’s a must-read for those who want to understand and learn to be liable
For their actions and their faith, it’s a timeless tale
Of the beginning of everything, it could never fail

So if you want the real story, from the source, don’t hesitate
Just turn to the first book of the Bible, and you won’t be late
To learn about the creation of the world, and the start of my plan
It’s all right here, in the Book of Genesis, from the perspective of The Man.

This poem was created by ChatGPT and the images by DALL-E 2. Edited by Omri Shabath.